WHAT IS METAL MARK DOING RIGHT NOW ON THE BARGE TO HELL?

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WHAT IS METAL MARK DOING RIGHT NOW ON THE BARGE TO HELL?

Barge To HellI can come up with three things that I believe Metal Mark is doing at this very moment on the Barge to Hell – 

  1. Drinking.  No shit, right?  That motherfucker drinks like a god damn fish and I can guarantee the booze are flowing quite liberally from bottles, taps and even buckets right into Mark’s pie-hole.  Jealous?  You bet I am.  I’m sitting here at a desk, stone-cold-sober.
  2. Interviewing.  That’s right, I couldn’t just agree to him leaving the site for a week without getting some work in.  The guy is going to be interviewing nearly everyone on the ship that will let him… unless he’s too drunk… though I would imagine the bands are getting pretty lit as well.  I can’t wait to see what that content looks like, haha!
  3. Rocking out.  Yeah, the guy is probably spending the majority of the time that his mouth isn’t glued to a bottle of beer or a microphone by thrashing out in the pit.  I hope some people punch the shit out of him for me… I’m not mad.

If you’re reading this right now you’re probably not on the cruise, same as me, so we can all be pissed off together that we missed this one.  What are you doing next time?  Save your fucking pennies right now.

Well, back to the grind.  I’ll puck away at the keyboard while envisioning a boatload of metalheads (literally) rocking out for a week on the high seas in much warmer weather than we’re having.

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