valentine’s day

STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY IS FOR LOSERS

Photo credit: Vice. Seriously, if you are over the age of 14 and you take Steak & Blowjob Day in any way seriously, you need to reevaluate your entire life. Here’s what you’re saying when you say “Happy Steak & Blowjob Day” without a hint of irony in your expression: 1. I am a human being who only understands/accepts love

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ASHLEY’S VALENTINE’S DAY PLAYLIST

Photo credit: MetalSucks. Valentine’s Day is here and you metalheads are probably thinking “how do I tell someone I fucking love them through a metal song?” Well fret not, my lovers — I will give you a round-up of some badass yet sweet and romantic songs.

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STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY IS FOR LOSERS

Photo credit: Vice. Seriously, if you are over the age of 14 and you take Steak & Blowjob Day in any way seriously, you need

ASHLEY’S VALENTINE’S DAY PLAYLIST

Photo credit: MetalSucks. Valentine’s Day is here and you metalheads are probably thinking “how do I tell someone I fucking love them through a metal