Mlny Parsonz

Royal Thunder - Wick Promo

Royal Thunder: “Wick” Album Review

It’s been seven years since Mlny Parsonz‘s haunting vocals emerged above the pitter patter of rain and introduced the world to Royal Thunder on the opening track of their eponymous EP. It’s been seven years that have seen a thunderous full-length debut, CVI:A, and a more introspective, subtler sophomore release, Crooked Doors. It’s been seven years, and now, with the

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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT “FEMALE-FRONTED” IS NOT A GENRE

Dearest fuckers, 1) “FEMALE-FRONTED” IS AN ADJECTIVE, NOT A GENRE. THIS: Click for big, and, ya know, feel free to ignore the cat health discussion toward the top. …IS BULLSHIT. 2) Women’s voices do not all sound the same. Some women do clean vocals, some do harsh, some female vocalists are better than others. You wouldn’t put Corpsegrinder and Jørn

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DECIBEL DOES CORRECTLY WHAT REVOLVER MAGAZINE BOTCHED WITH TODAY’S ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE INAUGURAL “WOMEN IN METAL” ISSUE

Revolver Magazine does a feature that exploits women and showcases them as objects instead of musicians.  Metal Mark will at least entertain the idea, and I have a history of nearly burning some major connections by standing up vocally against it. There are bands out there who are absolutely terrible musicians and only sign record deals and get booking agents

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Royal Thunder - Wick Promo

Royal Thunder: “Wick” Album Review

It’s been seven years since Mlny Parsonz‘s haunting vocals emerged above the pitter patter of rain and introduced the world to Royal Thunder on the