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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT “FEMALE-FRONTED” IS NOT A GENRE

Dearest fuckers, 1) “FEMALE-FRONTED” IS AN ADJECTIVE, NOT A GENRE. THIS: Click for big, and, ya know, feel free to ignore the cat health discussion toward the top. …IS BULLSHIT. 2) Women’s voices do not all sound the same. Some women do clean vocals, some do harsh, some female vocalists are better than others. You wouldn’t put Corpsegrinder and Jørn

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STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY IS FOR LOSERS

Photo credit: Vice. Seriously, if you are over the age of 14 and you take Steak & Blowjob Day in any way seriously, you need to reevaluate your entire life. Here’s what you’re saying when you say “Happy Steak & Blowjob Day” without a hint of irony in your expression: 1. I am a human being who only understands/accepts love

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A NATION DIVIDED AGAINST BABYMETAL CAN NOT STAND

Since I have an office job, I spend a considerable amount of time gazing thoughtfully into my Facebook feed. Apparently, BABYMETAL, the awesome J-pop death metal fusion band fronted by three teenage girls, was featured on USA Today recently, so people who wouldn’t ordinarily be exposed to them are now getting a big old taste of adorable aggression. My friend

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FEMALE METALHEADS ARE METALHEADS TOO

Recently I was discussing something with a co-worker about some issues I have had to fight with for as long as I’ve gone to metal shows. A few subjects have always bothered me and I’m going to discuss them with you. First off, yes I am female, and yes I love the shit out of metal. I seem to forever

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ASHLEY’S VALENTINE’S DAY PLAYLIST

Photo credit: MetalSucks. Valentine’s Day is here and you metalheads are probably thinking “how do I tell someone I fucking love them through a metal song?” Well fret not, my lovers — I will give you a round-up of some badass yet sweet and romantic songs.

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MY TOP TEN METAL ALBUMS

Sitting and thinking about my top favorite albums are head scratcher for sure. There are so many fantastic albums in our beautiful little genre and hard to compile into a top 10. My first problem is I’m schizophrenic when it comes to Metal. I listen to anything and everything because to truly love the shit out this genre. So I’m

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THE HOTTEST GUYS IN HEAVY METAL: PART 3

Happy Hump Day, everyone! We’ve reached the midway point of our Hottest Guys In Metal series, and we’re sure you’re all pretty sore, so have Jessica’s top five picks, chosen carefully for quality over quantity!

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STEAK & BLOWJOB DAY IS FOR LOSERS

Photo credit: Vice. Seriously, if you are over the age of 14 and you take Steak & Blowjob Day in any way seriously, you need

FEMALE METALHEADS ARE METALHEADS TOO

Recently I was discussing something with a co-worker about some issues I have had to fight with for as long as I’ve gone to metal

ASHLEY’S VALENTINE’S DAY PLAYLIST

Photo credit: MetalSucks. Valentine’s Day is here and you metalheads are probably thinking “how do I tell someone I fucking love them through a metal

MY TOP TEN METAL ALBUMS

Sitting and thinking about my top favorite albums are head scratcher for sure. There are so many fantastic albums in our beautiful little genre and

THE HOTTEST GUYS IN HEAVY METAL: PART 5

And lo, we end our countdown with Carol’s Freaky Friday picks. It’s been real, and obviously, feel free to post your picks on our Facebook

THE HOTTEST GUYS IN HEAVY METAL: PART 3

Happy Hump Day, everyone! We’ve reached the midway point of our Hottest Guys In Metal series, and we’re sure you’re all pretty sore, so have