People everywhere are tearing out their hair over the recent stock market struggles. In case you’re unaware, the Dow Jones industrial average plummeted over 1,000 points at open today.
What does this mean for you? Damned if I know. I’m broke, I don’t know the first thing about stocks. What I do know, though, is that Black Monday has the word “black” in it, which means we should all be listening to black (and doom, because, ya know, impending doom and whatnot) metal to get us through these troubling financial times.