King Rhino

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Our Last Drop: “Houston, Gond Van” EP Review

What has been the most amazing thing about our involvement with Steel Panther? Not only hearing incredible metal and hard rock from around the world but being exposed to new bands and artists. This is why I am beyond stoked to introduce you to one of the hottest upcoming bands here in Hungary. For those of you who don’t know,

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Dog Tired: “The Electric Abyss” Album Review

Riffs? You want riffs? You got ’em! You get motherfucking riffs up your motherfucking bungholes from motherfucking Dog Tired on their motherfucking new album, The Electric Abyss, you motherfucking metalheads!! Our next contestants climbing into the heavy metal Thunderdome that is the Skullsbones/Steel Panther search for best of the badass bands around the world are Dog Tired. Another killer band

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Monteith: “Monteith Mania” Album Review

Hailing from New Brunswick (the Canada one, not the New Jersey one) comes Monteith who are throwing their hats into the ring to see if they have what it takes to wear the crown in our search with Steel Panther to find the creme de la creme in the unsigned and unknown bands out there around the world. Monteith draw their

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Playhouse: “The Rock N’ Roll Circus” EP Review

Hey, Steel Panther! Do yourselves and your fans the biggest favor in the world on your next tour in Canada. Get Playhouse as your opening band! If there was ever a more perfect rock show line-up, it’s Steel Panther and Playhouse! I’ll be honest, I had never heard of Playhouse before Brother Jamie Lee sent me their EP, The Rock

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Burning The Dream: “Dark Waters” EP Review

Coming in like a nuclear wrecking ball, we have Burning the Dream from Scotland throwing their kilts into the ring in our SnB/Steel Panther “Unsigned Bands Death Match.” OK, it’s not really a death match … maybe a “Fuck Them Up Until They Have To Limp Home Cupping Their Bruised Balls Match,” though. And, trust me, I pity any band

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Olathia: “Snake Charmer” Album Review

So far, the SkullsnBones/Steel Panther “Best Underground Heavy Metal/Hard Rock Band Search” has been a real sausageFest. Finally, we get some kick-ass estrogen in the mix with the entry of Olathia. Hailing from Cleveland (The Cleve!), Ohio, Olathia include the beautiful baddasse that is Chris E. who fronts this brutal buttkicking band of Buckeyes. They are already warming the cockles of my

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Ginger Likes: “Style Over Substance” Album Review

Hey Steel Panther! Your next European tour? You absolutely have to take Ginger Likes on the road with you! These guys are definitely your brothers from other mothers! And, now back to our regularly scheduled review of Style Over Substance. Hi guys and gals! Do you like rock and roll? Do you like greasy, dirty, sleazy, make your panties damp or

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Lugnet: “Nightwalker” Album Review

It seems we are getting submissions from all over the globe in the SkullsnBones / Steel Panther search for the bestest of the bestestest in metal bands, which is cool to know that metal and hard rock really are alive these days no matter where on the planet you live. So, let’s take a gander at Sweden’s entry, Lugnet and

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Lone Cairn: “Obsolete” EP Review

Goddamn! I’ve gotten to hear some great new bands as part of what I have deemed our “SnB/Steel Panther Battle of the Unsigne Bands,” but holy schnikes, I am so digging the EP Obsolete by Lone Cairn out of Grenoble, France! Who ever knew a couple of French guys could kick ass like this? Though they say they base their

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Spreading the Disease: “Mindcell” EP Review

Que pasa, all you headbanging heavy metal heathens! Welcome to another entry in the SkullsnBones/Steel Panther search for the coolest of the cruel, the badassest of the bitches, the fucking furious of the fantastic … Spreading the Disease! Disclaimer: I have been championing and following and reviewing this band for over three years. So, yeah, King Rhino is a fucking

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Olathia: “Snake Charmer” Album Review

So far, the SkullsnBones/Steel Panther “Best Underground Heavy Metal/Hard Rock Band Search” has been a real sausageFest. Finally, we get some kick-ass estrogen in the

Lugnet: “Nightwalker” Album Review

It seems we are getting submissions from all over the globe in the SkullsnBones / Steel Panther search for the bestest of the bestestest in

Lone Cairn - Obsolete - Cover

Lone Cairn: “Obsolete” EP Review

Goddamn! I’ve gotten to hear some great new bands as part of what I have deemed our “SnB/Steel Panther Battle of the Unsigne Bands,” but